Why I hate You. Player Edition 2022-05-31 Below is a list of my most hated player on each team: Anaheim Ducks- I hate Kevin Shattenkirk because his name sounds like he shit in a guy. Arizona Coyotes- Anton Stralman. This guy still plays? Shows how good Arizona’s defence is (fart noise) Boston Bruins- Jake Debrusk- Mostly because I traded him away in the RHL (To some jerk). Also because he was a first round pick that goes up and down more than space mountain. Buffalo Sabres- Jeff Skinner- Speaking of up and down, probably the most polarizing back-to-back-to-back-to-back seasons ever. Calgary Flames- I have two. Johnny Gaudreau- Because they call him Johnny Hockey and I believe that title should be given to someone who isn’t an asshole. Elias Lindholm, again mostly because I traded him away to that same jerk. Carolina Hurricanes- Obviously Tony D’Angelo, just like everyone else in the world. Chicago Blackhawks-Alex Debrincat because Boston drafted stupid Trent Frederic instead of him. Colorado Avalanche- Nazem Kadri. He played for the Toronto Maple Leafs, and he’s an idiot. Columbus Blue Jackets- Boone Jenner because Boone shouldn’t be a first name unless you’re in a Flinstones cartoon. It is a last name, ala Remember The Titans. Dallas Stars- I’m torn between two again. Tyler Seguin’s trade still haunts the Bruins. However Michael Raffl should have another vowel in his last name. Detroit Red Wings- Filip Zadina. I wasted a draft pick on him in Fantasy Hockey and he did next to nothing this season! Edmonton Oilers- Zack Kassian. Being from Windsor, I have heard stories of this douchebag. For instance him punching some guy out at a bar, and then buying him a truck so he wouldn’t press charges. Makes you think about all the other crap that goes on that we don’t hear about. Florida Panthers- Ben Chiarot because he played for Montreal. L.A. Kings- Dustin Brown. He looks almost exactly like my ex-best friend and drummer who got into drugs and lost motivation and ruined my chances at becoming the rockstar I’m supposed to be. Minnesota Wild- Matthew Dumba. I blame Roberto for this. He doesn’t shut up about him. Montreal Canadiens- Everyone, because they play for Montreal. Nuff Said Nashville Predators- Matt Duchene. I think you’re nothing. Nothing but a waste of god given talent, you don’t listen to nobody man! New Jersey Devil- That soulless fire crotch Dougie Hamilton. Whine, whine, whine, whine, whine to get your way. Wonder what team you’ll be on next year you giant baby. New York Islanders- Oliver Wahlstrom. I drafted him in Fantasy as well and he did shit all. However, I like that Blix drafted him 3rd overall, so I was forced to take Brady Tkachuk. Thanks Blix! New York Rangers- Frank Vatrano. Another loser that left the Bruins. Idiot. Ottawa Senators- Alex Formenton because stupid Tony never traded him to me and then left the RHL! Philadelphia Flyers- Kevin Hayes. He is Jimmy Hayes’s brother, my most hated Bruins player ever. Guilty by association. Pittsburgh Penguins- Sidney F****** Crosby. San Jose Sharks- Oh, you already F****** KNOW St. Louis Blues- Seattle Kraken- Riley Sheahan. I signed him. He sucked. Tampa Bay- Brayden Point. I think just because RBK owns him. Toronto Maple Leafs- Everyone, they are all Doo Doo Heads! Vancouver Canucks- Jaroslav Halak. Mostly I hate the way that I don’t hate you. Not even close. Not even a little bit. Not even at all. Vegas Golden Knights- Jonathan Marcheassault. My Kevan Labanc article alludes to why. Washington Capitals- The biggest idiot in hockey, Tom Wilson. Winnipeg Jets- Connor Hellebyuck. Mainly because I always have to look up the stupid spelling of his name.